I don't think I like paper anymore.

Paper is evil, evil I tell you! Don't let it fool you into thinking it is harmless. It sits there on the table and pretends to be innocent, but its not. Papercuts aside, paper knows just how to get under my skin. Take invitations for example... invitations are the evilest of evil papers. Well, maybe parking tickets are the Evilest. But invitations are a close runner up. Bleh to them.